Hello America,
It has been a while since we last talked but little has changed. The eWorld has became a boring place, president elections are already decided before the candidates even announce, wars are boring and unimportant, players are just lacking interest in this game. This game is not dying it is dead, the few of us left are just the ones that are just refusing to give up. Now I think it’s time to bring some fun and chaos to this game and go out with a bang instead of simmering into the night. So I will now be the selfish one and say I want to lead the way in this, so I am now announcing that I am now running for President.
So lets get right to it and go over my plans...burn it all down. Thats right I’m gonna burn the country to the ground, attack any country I can, airstrikes, ruin funding for programs, new citizen message saying run away, wipe Canada, praise Dio, try to take money from the CBO and be denied every time, ruin all the work that has been accomplished the past 7 or however long its been years, and wipe Canada again cause its fun to do. I want to make things interesting and the one thing that all Americans love is a collapse, 2007 Britney Spears is my example, so lets do it ourselves and watch this baby burn to the ground.
We all enjoyed watching this.Now lets make sure you know how horrible of a choice I am for being the President. I barely log in, IRC is almost nonexistent for me, I have poor writing skills, I get bored easily, every job I had in the executive I kinda just disappeared immediately. So I’m the perfect choice for someone that can ruin the country and I won’t let you down on that promise America. Do you want the boring choice America, or the fun and exciting one that every time you log in you wonder what has happened this time. Lets not take the right step but lets just blindly leap off the cliff and break all our bones. So lets make the wrong decison America and burn it down.
BURN IT DOWN!!!
NEEDS MORE GREELING!!!
#CPNEEDSGREELINGAnyone wanting to be part of the fun send me a message.
