Hello Black Sheep Party! I hope you are all having a wonderful day.
I have come to inform you that I am running for President for the month of August.
I have spoiler tagged my announcement article in case you would like to read it here.
I will release my cabinet and platform in the next few days.
Feel free to ask me any questions you may have and I will do my best to answer them.
Thanks!
It has been a glorious 6 months under the leadership of Derphoof.
We have watched as our country has expanded from our 51 regions Admin blessed us with to an astounding 63 regions. We have kept Ukraine under wraps for 3 months and are now the proud owners of New Zealand. We have build stronger allegiance with our existing allies and have one of our own leading our alliance, congrats on that Yui.
All good things must eventually come to an end though my friends. Derphoof has been overheard in the Pony Stables muttering something about a desire to roam free, eat all the hay he wants, and find a few proper stallions to frolick pastures with. I want to personally thank Derp for the great service he provided and for reigniting my passion for the game. Bringing me into his cabinet and letting me be a small cog in his machine has been a delight. I wish him well in his frolcking and would be happy to lend a hand when he is ready to build the Derphoof Presidential Stables, er Library to house 6 months worth of PDBs, tidbits, notes, video, computer files, microfiche, and whatever else he wants to store, except the vats of lubricant. He can move those himself.
With all that being said, I would like to formally announce my candidacy for President of these eUnited States. I have pulled together what I believe is a solid team of people to continue our momentum. I am excited to have the opportunity to lead us on even more exciting adventures. I have several objectives for an August term that I will discuss in my next article where I will also release my cabinet. I hope that you are all as excited about our potential future as I am.
I look forward to serving this Great Nation of people.
Hello my fellow eMericans. In this article, I will outline the goals of my administration and the people I have chosen to help me along the way. Lets just jump right into this thing shall we.
War! This is after all a game about war. During the next month we have to make decisions about our eUkranian holdings. Do we keep them or do we let them go? Having been in the current Administration and knowing the lengths we have gone through to keep them, I am inclined to continue holding them until they propose some sort of peace proposal that we are happy with.
I am investigating the possibility of having a few Training Wars with our neighbors. Ireland, United Kingdom, and Cuba are all possibilities. Keeping our citizens busy with True Patriot Medal opportunities is something I am quite interested in. A Constant flow of battles gives our citizens more money, helps manufacturers sell more products, and generates more money for our tax coffers.
The other area I want to focus on centers around our Domestic Programs which have been lacking attention over the last few weeks. In addition to having someone run the existing programs, we are going to be looking to add two more.
The first of several new programs will be Lewds for Foodz, this is a resurrection of an old interior program that helped people with their basic needs. In this incarnation, we will be hading out 50 cc daily for posting pictures of scantily clad and sexy people, male or female. All you will need is to be an eUS citizen and have a forum account. Note that anyone that posts any nudity/pornography will automatically be barred from participation for as long as I am in charge of the program.
The other new program I am proposing will be an Air Rank Advancement Program. Currently, to get from rank 0 to Squadron Leader takes a little over 22,000 hits. If you use Q1 missiles then you reduce the total number of kills by 3100. I would like to help our citizens along the way to gain air rank. I want to give you 1,000 energy every day just for fighting in air battles.
Now that I have covered my goals and programs for my term, lets meet the team that will run this show.
Leading off, the VP for Life, the great beer connoisseur himself, Gnilraps.
Yui has done such a bang up job as MoFA for the last several months, how could I not keep him around? I mean, he is the guy in charge of Our Alliance so it only makes sense to have him work with our allies.
Defense will be a Pony/Owl hybrid of monstrous awesomeness. I am happy to have Wild Owl as my Secretary of Defense and Derphoof riding high in the NSC Chair. The two of them together have what feels like 1000 years of experience and I am confident that they are going to be amazing together.
I am bringing back a former VP, Chief of Staff, and all around good guy, Tom Cauchon. I have Ilene Dover on standby to assist should Tom need help.
In media, I have enlisted the literary great Feynmann to publish all of my ramblings. I hope he is ready to write because I talk, A LOT.
Last but most certainly not least is my Chief of Staff, The HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE, the CoS for Eternity, the beautiful Melissa Rose.
Thanks for reading. Please feel free to drop a comment below.